Sunday, November 4, 2007

NooByzz & VainZzz GAnG - Evolution -

Yo~ LEts begin wiTh d FanTaStiC sTorY of us, d NooByZzz n VaiNzZz GAnGsSss

1st of al, i m tired of typing, so ... i ll jus tell it thru all these pic okaY???

if u ain't lik it, so f*king piss n get Out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I noe we're rude, so wAT??? we're living in diz @#$@ world tt no1 care bout us. we live for our own life now .... n we re gonna make it way better than YOURS. So if you "bu shuang", lai find us la ...... mlm ^.- mlm























So wat happened when we come to eXAm?? fyi, we never listen or study in class .... soo .... let me show you ..........



Okay, obviously we kinda gave up bout d test .... but somehow ... we did try, don blif ???




curious?? what happened after d exammmm ???

































eventhough, we re kinda depressed over our teachers, exam n those dam droplems we been thru ... we stil enjoy a lot .... n we got pretty complicated relationship in our gang ... seriously, trust me XD




why are we d so called "vain GanG" ??? bcoz ...........


wat we did to killl time??? Go toilET laahhhh ...... kao zai/ kao lui .... and play ball loh









WHAT HAPPENED TO SHORTIES in d GANG ?!?! kena JIO ~~~



muaahhahhaahaha XDXDXXD




But after alll that we been thru ...... we re stil d best GanG ... rOcKzzz On !!!


And welll, we luk high rite?? Jus to let u noe, we re drunk, seriously ... all d "one-GO" beer and wine, nearly make me puke~ but Lets DO IT again .... n too fyi, Dick isnt thr cz he's d camera guy n Sean was duno whr, getting plate, he's d party host, Dam BZ la~ sayang a!!!!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

VaIn GanG GoNE BaD

-HayLeY- Good GirL GonE BaD

H.A.Y.L.E.Y




Dream Tattoos - on d neck and nearby ankle there -


I was once good, but not anymore. Well tiz is probably d best year ever, great frens great class 4G. first of all, let me intro, our VAIN GANG:

GIRLZZZZ
HayLeY - dead vain po -
Dy Dy - ah Hia / LAO vain po -
Small Bell - LinG / Vain Po -
EaGle - Ingzz / puRe vaIn po -
preTtY StAr -ShIn / CooL VaIn PO -

BOyZZzz
Ben ( bodyguARD ) muahaaha
Dick ( driver ?? )
Elie ( Eagle's GAN DI )
Jack ( Shin's BUdDy OR AI MEI ????? )
Kian ( Yo Yo~ pian xin dydy )
Leo ( Supz Supz dude XD )
SeaN ( Hoi Mei Mei, haha )

Big gang huh ? well, its nice, we hang out quite often together, spend most of d times at d back of d class .. wondering hw 4G luks lik? let me show u .... SHOCKING PHOTOS






Dun wry la, we didnt study in such environment, but tiz memang is our classs, during d holiday, lol. wel, for now, it doesnt luk much diff, jus d table neater, d books n papers is stil all over d floor n tables. dun blame us, TEENAGERS

Few DAys ago, we were called to c halim, guess waT? ponteng chemist lesson la, dam idiot teacher .... SIAPA ??? LA ZI - ROHAILI - our ham moral n chemist tr
diz is d second time diz year we were brought to d office for d same dam reasons. eh , we were havin lunch opp ba, sot de, eating our RM 9 french fries by sean (thanks), so nice eh.... maaa, ben arrrr ... ok, wat happen in d office? i ll show u ....


CAn see???? Guess urself la. LOL


We re in tiz together! haha! d tr hate us ... we were scolded by them omos evryday, no doubt. our account teacher dun bother to teach anymore. well, do we luk lik we caRE?? DYDY score 100% oso ba. muahaha!! but for wat reason d tr stop teachin? one of our gang member accidentally ask her go eat shyt, well, i think its kind of a misunderstanding, but tr r so small gas, dun k la!

EST teacher (MEnaga) : she actually came in our class d other day n say she s not teaching today but gonna talk bout our attitude ...i was lik WHAT ?? she pick me n say I've changed a lot, and ask me why?? cRAZY. den pick PreTTy StAr and ask her if she think she's change?? weird not =S


MAth TEacher (MS LEe) : well, basically she said evry teacher luk lik dog, only noe how to bark. dude, she said tt herself, aint me. i think she s got mental problem la, always scold, den we sleep, stil wan scold. haha. she wan giv up on us she said ... but til nw stil wan scold us.

Bm teachEr (Pn Lu) : huh ! always see her mood, suang jiu xiao, bu suang jiu ma, sien arrr. always say me bcum bad gain. say us only noe how to eat. wth??!?!?! she FAILED my bm essay, @#$@$#$$@#$@$@#$@# i never fail BM @#$@%@#$@ AssssHOLEEEE


BI teacher (masnin ) : owes used d back door to enter our class, den cum in and talk bout PATRIOTIC .... she insulted on NAMEWEE ... hell her. NAMEWEE our hero ok ? agreee not frens?


SEJ tr (riTA - SUPER HAM -) : she hate us lik watttt ! purposely make us stand al d times. no book stand, got book oso stand, better no nd bring book la, maa de ta. call me 'little devil' ... sound cute no ma?

100% HAM -- > ROHAILI (moral n chemist tr ) : well, wat happen today? another moody day. me,dy, ling talking ma. den d others doin presentation. tr turn bak n scold, v loud mer? say us kurang ajar. he teach moral no ajar baik, blame us har? got go his class kira he heng liao la. den he scold ben n elie, ask dem get out of lab. actually, today they didnt talk at all, wasnt their fault, but so DJ (du joy), so they left d lab n tr ask dem no nd attend his lesson anymore. wah liu, we so juak, dydy ask me go out, eagle too, but den ling ask not to. but so juak, so we purposely group together n talk. i was sitting on table. he scold for d second time " kamu semua keluar sahaja" ... i jump off d table, took my bag n walked rite out from d lab wif dy,ing, jack,kian ... would diz b d las time for us entering chemist lab tiz yeaR???? dun k, dun wanna noe



I M PISSED XD




can see whose inside nt? diz is wat we did when we escape chemist class d other day, d 1 dat sent us to halim. well, d girls inside didnt realise d guys were actually recording tiz. super FUNNY XD




I m so gonna slap lao vain po, haha XD den shin came in and teach me how slap her ... wah liu, kik not? wu liao ma ?? great memory my frens

- THE END -

Thursday, April 19, 2007

GhostY -OMG- HAUNTED SCHOOL !!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! lol, scary ?? hahaha ..... well, i got tiz new idea of writing bout ghosty stuff this time ... probably based on, my school, SMK Chung Hua. gonna thanks my frens for sharing their ghost stories =)

okay, it started tiz way ......... it happened yesterday (thursday) in school. after recess, it was raining dat time, so we had to go to chemistry lab. well, i went thr wif siaw ling, shin n bel. we were definitely late, n probably d las few who left d class k ? well, as u noe, we had to use d staircase nearer to d canteen 1, bcuz d other 1 is locked, which means we had to walk d 1st floor to head for another stair to reach our chemist lab which is on d 2nd floor. so ... we re talking while walking on d 1st floor. den i heard sound of students laughing. so i was lik 'nvm la, probably got class' .. n d curtain was closed, so i couldnt luk into d lab. den until d end of d floor, one window was opened, n so was d curtain, so i look into d lab .. n guess waT? no ppl inside. it kinda freak me out tt time. so i asked my frens whether they heard anyting o not? well, they said yes ... one heard d sound of tr teaching, n another heard d sound of movement of chairs ..... so we were lik ... wth ??? ---------i m serious k? there really no ppl inside ------------
den we went rite to our chemist lab n told our classmates wat happened. so one girl said tt she was singing n heard movement of chairs, so she stopped singing bcuz she was shy if any1 heard her singing, however she didnt realise tt there wasnt any1 inside. now, our classmates were lik FREAKING OUT!!! lol, we din bother bout d chemistry lesson we re having, we jus sat in one group n talked bout it. probably d tr felt lik kiling us oledi, hehe.
ok so .... after tt, a group of guy n a girl, decided to go down n checked out. guess what again? they heard d same dam thing, movement of chairs, OMG! d girl was probably stunt~ lol. den there were tiz 2 guys ( i guess) so noti, n try to open d door, d 1st door was locked. so they tried another 1 ....................... well, we din noe whether they said d truth o not ... but here's wat they told us 'inside there was no1, n its dark' ............. of cz during tt time, evry1 was shocked n scared. so i think sumhow, another group of frens went down to chek n saw a girl/ woman lukin at dem ................ hu is it?????????? mysterious? wanna noe? ok la .............. assistant LAb, hahahhahahahhahah XDXDXDXD~ so probably al dat while, d assistant lab is d 1 hu made d noise eh, we not sure, but to comfort ourselves, we jus conclude its d assistant lab la, haha
While talking al tiz, we started talking bout chunghua's history .... probably sum o most of u might heard al tiz b4? well, i m jus gonna share it anywayz, k ?
first story: do u realise tt d security guards in chunghua is never consistant?owes change after 1 or 2 months rite? why ???? thr's dis story which explain it all ..... --- > bhind d toilet of Block E, u shud noe la rite? ermm, las time got old toilet rite? den now is new de ma. so las time de le ... one nite, d guard go 'meronda' .... in d girl toilet, diz guard went to d las toilet ma, den saw ... a girl/woman(dat thing) licking d toilet bowl .... actually bcuz there's blood la, u noe? menstruation k ? so girls out thr, if u throw d thing nx time, wrap it nicely, otherwise ..... u noe wat wil happen dun u ?
Second story: Block A, d top floor, girl toilet ..... i think most of u heard tiz b4 rite? n probably its true lo, cz a few girls student experienced it b4. well, u noe thr's 3 toilets inside rite? at d end de toilet got paste wat 'Untuk Guru sahaja', girls noe rite? n ... tt toilet usually is locked de. so, d few girls, when went inside pee, they saw got legs walking ... towards d left side (which refers to d wall) ... so since if its wall, how could any1 walk pass it? u understand?? well, honestly, i ve been to dat toilet .. ok ? n i luv tt toilet bcuz it has d brightess lighting, cz got sun ma tt part. but i owes scold 'y so shyt locked it ar?' .. now i noe y .. OMG!! btw, if u got realise ar, got one time ... long ago liao, last year o las las year. .... dat toilet de light, never off d, rite? hehe. its true, i love tt toilet las time, n whenever i go, d light is on ... owes ..... morning, afternoon, evening, all same! i even been thr alone =X hahaha, but i duno ma, so nth happen lo. , phew~
Third story: ok, diz story belong to my fren d, he was staying overnite at d dewan for tt nite wif his frens. well, they were playin ping pong til midnite, n den went to bath. so after bath, they decided to sleep. oh ya, forget to mention tt, they were playin d ping pong in dewan too, ya? so they slept on d stage, ya noe? while my fren was bout to sleep, he heard ppl playin ping pong ... so he opened his eyes to c if thr's any1 stil playin ... n d ans was .......... NO. so, of cz he got scared n jus try to sleep back, den on d nx morning, he woke up, he asked if his frens heard anything, n they said they heard ppl playin ping pong too .... so guess hu's playin ping pong tt nite??
Fourth Story: well ... ehem .... remember d canteen las time? which now is d newest block? well, koperasi, remember? thr s a photostate machine rite? i m dam sure u all remember, cz evry1 jus line up to photostate sumthing, EVERYTIME. well, one day, thr were 3 girls in d room, den d photostate machine suddenly switch on itself n start printing out papers ... so one of d fren scolded her frens 'hey dun play play la, stop it' .... n d frens luk at here n said 'it wasnt me, u dun simply say oooo' ... so d girl realised she was scolding d wrong person, so she apologised n d photostate machine jus stopped by itself. btw, d room bside koperasi, u ever c? d fan nvr switch off d .... i m not sure y, but they said sumthin ever happened inside ooo =S
stil got story ma? hahaha... i not sure la, but they said d most dirty or in another word, haunted ... block is ............................................. BLOCK A O.O
bcuz they said, its d oldest block las time rite? n they said, stil got many tt thing at thr nw la, i not sure .... wel, i asked my frens stopped telling me d stories after tt, bcuz ................... i still nd study at thr for lik .... 1+years eh ..... ish~
n oso .... d toilet at new block thr, they said got wor ..... but i dun wan noe d story oso, cz i owes use d toilet ... hehe, u wan noe meh? aiks! dun wan, rather blur blur
wel, honestly, i din noe chunghua was haunted by so many tiz stuff untill yesterday my frens told me so. dun wry la ..... jus b cool~ k ? hehe ^^ all school oso got la, if go college probably more eh, rite? hahahah XD
oh ya .... RULeS in toilEt: do not talk wif ur frens while u re inside d toilet room o wat la, scare u talk to wrong ppl , rite? n dun lik when peeing, den boro sumthing from ur fren outside de ... u understand huh ? n dun simply say things la k ? ........ tt's it eh .... i stil got others ghost stories, but not chung hua de, hahah, not gonna mention la, lazy type d. lol lol XD
n oso d basketball court , they said got many oso, japanese soldiers ... wel, blif it o not? up to u la.
tt's alll ~
Special thanks to my frens n my classmates for all diz stories =) thanks ya
oh ya, canot forget .. judy, mag, sandra ... hhope u all enjoy diz ya, u might not b in diz school anymore but definitely worth reading sumthing lik tiz .. hehe .... XD
- The End -

Friday, April 13, 2007

All About ME XD


Okay, i bought my new skirt, i think sum of u knew tt i got caught las week rite? here it is ..... wat do u think?? guess which 1 is d new 1? lol, of cz d longer 1, luk lame o nt? aiks =X probably wearing it real soon, haihz ...... hw le???? bo bian le la. haha.

See if i luk lik a nerd o not?

XD








Okay- diz is my illegal pencilcase, wel, haven got caught yet la, cz stil no spot chek yet, lol XD but probabaly not bringin it lo, otherwise kena rampas, aiks, fiinish la, i lik it oo, haaha. ermm, d 'me to you' keychain not illegal kua? i duno ooo .. haha!


Okay, diz d few things you could find it in my pencil case. well, most of u might think, thr's nth special rite? well, thr's story bhind it. ermm, actually evrything muz hav a story bhind rite? including my stationary =) hehe. well, dat comb, usually i nvr bring dat 1, but since WAN SING ugut me, dun wan lend me her comb, so i decided to bring 1 myself, so tt she would stop pulling my hair, isH! .. n dat highlighter, its finished oledi 1, but stil put it in my pencilcase, gues y? cz ppl kep saying its cute, LOL XD n dat correction tape, i bought it bout rm10 i think, so so so long eh, cool ^^ well me myself din use it tt much eh, bcuz i lazy use ma, but my frens, wakao, haha!! hrm, d pilot shaker, ya, i tot i lost ANOTHER 1 again, bcuz dat day, i couldnt find it after yiklee return it bak to me. den friday, wansing asked me if its mine, so i was lik 'whr did u find it? yes its mine' .. n wat she said? heere we go, she said 'oh yeah, bout tt, i boro it, drop it, lost it, cant find it til jus nw' .... n she din even tell me tt? wth? horrible, hahahahhaha XD









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can you read diZ???? lol, its my english oral essay. d topic 'how an event changed my life' .......... if u could read it, probably u think i m insane? lol, yes i m ,indeed, no doubt. i read diz thing out infront of d class. XD hahahha! its bout me joining american Idol, i won ... n bcame a super hot star, LOL LOL funny? try read it.












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Wow, i feel so proud evrytime i luk at it, i put it on d table in my room about 4 months oledi. it remind me of hw gd i m untilllllll ................................ i saw d name 'MAGDELINE LENTA'. den i would say ' oh ya, aint mine' LOLXD







How to slim down? How to get a flat stomach? unhappy bout ur tummy? nd 6 packs??

HEre it is ~ the ultimate MachinE !!!!! wakakakakazZZzzZZZzZZZzzz

I did tiz evrynite bout 50 times dude, ermmm, not exactly evrynite la, sumtime lazy k?

but no six packs eh?? n stil fat ar, wth?? lol, i wan sue ..... lawyer plzzzzzzzzzz





Nice? i play tiz, hehe. well, tiz aint mine, its my twins'guitar, judy. mine is in d bag, lol, bit spoilt already bcuz one of d key is out of tune, so i borrow hers. i ve gotta say, i m not talented at al k? honestly, so u al out thr, dun laugh !!!!! =X ........... d tr been saying me lately, no practice ... owes made mistake, aiks, wil b performing soon, a tiny tiny concert. i m playin s 1st guitar, so thr shudnt b any mistake but i jus cant resist it ya noe? i SuX~ how le??? ish ~









Okay, guess whr is tiz mesy plaCE? ya, ur rite, my bedroom =X


i dun think any of u would wanna date me after tiz, lol ........... !!!!!!!! well, dun blame u, its jus kinda me ya noe? d 1st pic is my bed, of cz ... hehe, queen size, super hot? LOL! so i wont fall down ma, haiya! u could probably c d 'teddy bear' section? haha XD .... i luv dat santa clause d most bcuz, santa clause is nice n so cute, u think its a fairy tale? sumday, i m gonna head for d north pole to find out. hehe n d 2nd pic is d small table bside my bed, well, u could c i put a lot of my daily stuff thr, hehe. n guess y thr's 3 mineral bottles thr? cz i lazy to bring it down n wash it, lol XD


oh, bout d 'johnson baby powder' ... ermmm ...... okok, its mine, hehe, so waT? i dun blif u nvr use powder k ? ish~ its not only for baby k ? it smell real nice ya noe? ... here goes for d 3rd pic, dats d table, wif lots of books, hehe, i nvr read it, do it ... o even luk at it k? i jus left it thr, hehe. seriously, nw u're getting to noe me better ya? lol lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any1 mind offering o volunteer to cleanup my mesS? thanks ... =)





You might think i m crazy for collecting all thaT? lol, i jus luv doin it, tt's not alll k? i stil got heehe. well obviously u could c me not d rich type wif al d fendi, gucci, dior, burberry, marc jacob ...... etc branded ..... clothes, ahaha XD i m jus so so 1 la k ? si beh pooor nw, hehe ..... u chia la, wan? lol
n tt necklace, nice? hehe, luk lik 'tous' d logo ma? sat ?? hahahha ^^ no la .... so kik meh bought tt from tous? hahahaha .... i bought at Voir de. well actually i was looking for d playboy 1, but no more d, so diz 1 luk real cute too .. ^^





NICE MA ????? my FAV!!! tiz is my 'ME To YoU' collection, not enuf ar, aiks aiks, but u noe its aint cheap k ? but i luv it a lot !!! hehehe .... most of dem is a gift la, hehe ... ppl bought for me from UK, Singapore, Aus ..... hehe. thanks =) muaKzzzzz! oh ya .. d Roll-UPS is from my twins, judy, she bought it from aus for me, thanks, din noe she remember i luv to eat it ... so touched* .. haha. n dat BlACk chocolate is from big mama, GinNy, super nice girl, its a gift for me on my B'dAy ... jehehehe, i luv chocolate ( u can guess i m fat huh? lol ) ... oh ya tt watch over thr ... my fav watch for nw eh, actually got another 'Guess' de, but bit spoil liao by my lit bro ... ish!!! but nvm, luckily stil got tiz, hehe .... =P




OKAy ........... gueesssss i need to end tiz nw, it took me few days to finish diz blog, so hope ya al enjoy it ya ....... its kinda private ya noe? but of cz ... if those very very private de, of cz its not here la, plz la dude ..... so public meh ? hahah XD

leave a coommmentzzz k ? tiz blog is jus to intro u bout me ..... thx to my buddiessss .... kim ( master of diz plan ), maggy (creative 1), twins JUdYy (supportive? hahaha, always lol ) , sandra ..................... etc la, so many d ..... lol !! nah twins, mention ur name liao eh ... muz apperiaciate it le, can satisfy ma? ahahhaha thank you thank you allll




THE END




My Thursday & Friday

hey there, thanks kim for giving me d support to brighten up my blog! Lol.
ok, yesterday, FRIDAY, was an interesting day i suppose. both my frens, sandra n judy came to school (they were studying at auss), it was fun, lol, so long no same class wif dem oledi. ahaha. wel, probably judy find it boring bcuz u noe her? she prefer sleepin. n i think sandra jus luv cumin, she s so active n alert, lol. well, i think if u re d chunghua students, u might noe dat, thr's performance by bband wif their new uniforms rite? ermm, not bad, improvement i guess. but c, they practice fr early morning til nite 9pm, if there's no improvement, i dun think any1 can save dem le, lolX! no offence k bband members out thr. oh ya, did i mention they re goin italy soon? so cool? lol, guess wats d story bhind? hehe ( its secret ) i dun wan get bash up by dem, lol!
oh ya, back to friday huh? came back school earlier cz sej tr cancelled d extra class , AWESOME!
hrmmm, b4 friday now, it was thursday, me n frens including my 2 aussy frens, we went for bowling club, awesome, had lots of fun, n thursday was probably d best day so far, for diz year at least, lol. rite? n got d chance to eat at pete's wif .... WANSING? amazing? u noe, she nvr EAT! lol. except ice cream, junk foods ..... haha. oh ya, dun misunderstand, we went thr wif sum of our frens too, ermm .... we went out earlier .. hehe, bcuz we din had d las lesson ( tr din cum) , so bout 12.30pm, we went out le, n d school gate was CLOSED! wtF? lol. i din noe d rule nw is, gate only open when school bell ring. so thr were many students waiting (jus lik us), to avoid any trouble, we went to block F(izit?) .. den bell rang exactly at 12.40pm, so we walked real fast, n went to pete's. n guess waT? 8 ppl saying a small round table, tt was somting, a big family, haha. cz many ppl ma. den me, mun lu, wansing were late for EST, luckily tr din scold, hehe. but after tt, i got hit by tr oso, too talketive O.O can u blif tt? lolXD so unfair, i wasnt d only 1 talking k? she s jus aiming me. den after school, we went bowling club activity(s i mention jus nw), til 4.30pm, den we went to coffee bean n mc donald, change station to cyber(fast net) lol, to play .. CS, surprisign? ^^ hahahahah. sumthing interesting happened though (secret). so we played til around 5.45pm, bcuz of tuition, we cant go for arcade anymore, cz tuition at 6pm. so went home, took my books n head for tuition, 7.30pm back home for dinner. tt nite i was so tired, n after bath, i went rite to bed, around 9.30pm, cool? lol. ok, stop here for nw, gtg prepare myself for sumthin, lol XD